so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
try to milk me bitch
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