Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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