is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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