But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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