: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
