I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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