butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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