D3 body, D1 cock
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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