I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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