But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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