Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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