I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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