Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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