Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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