Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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