Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
