You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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