What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
