Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
