I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize