There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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