dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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