24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I wish you could order shots online.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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