3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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