oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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