Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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