So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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