Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize