Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
