Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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