I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
