In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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