if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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