My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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