i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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