: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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