I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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