Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
My hand turned me down
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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