Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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