I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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