i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i love accidental penises.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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