She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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