Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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