TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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