and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
