this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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