Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
This is my gift to your gina
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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