What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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