at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
