one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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