69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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