I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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