I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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