they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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