I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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