I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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