i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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