Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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