yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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